Scuba
Humor.
Three scuba diving instructors and their dive students are
on board a dive boat in the middle of the ocean. There is a NAUI
instructor, a PADI instructor, and an SSI instructor. Everything
is going fine until the dive boat springs a leak and starts to sink.
The SSI instructor says to his students, "Okay, we're in the
middle of the ocean, so we might as well do our deep dive."
The NAUI instructor says to his students, "Okay, we might as
well do our navigation dive, so let's get our compasses out and
swim towards shore." The PADI instructor says to his students,
"Okay, for $25 extra you guys get to do a wreck dive!"
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